Unusual Compliments

Unusual Compliments

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?