Unusual Compliments



Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.


Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?


Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.


Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away.


If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



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