Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

- What happends in the desert every day at 3 o'clock?
- The elephants practice parachute jumping.

- Why are crocodiles so flat?
- They were in the desert at 3 o'clock.

- What is a furry alligator?
- A bear that was in the desert at 3 o'clock.

- Why do elephant wear sandals?
- So they don't sink into the sand.

- Why do ostrichs stick their head in the sand?
- To look for elephants who forgot their sandals.

- Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
- So they can hide in the cherry trees.

- Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
- No.
- Works pretty good doesn't it!

- Why do elephants have flat feet?
- From jumping out of cherry trees.

- Why do elephants have flat feet?
- From parachute jumping.

- Why do elephants have flat feet?
- From stomping out burning ducks.

- Why is elephant toe jam black?
- From stomping out burning ducks.

- How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
- Open the door, squeeze it in, close the door and lock.

- How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
- You take out the elephant.

- Who climbs a tree fastest, an elephant or a giraffe?
- The elephant, because the giraffe is locked up in the refrigerator.

- How do you know if an elephant has been in the refrigerator?
- There's footprints in the peanut butter.

- How do you get an elephant down from a cherry tree?
- You don't, you get it down from a duck.

- How do you get an elephant down from a cherry tree?
- Stand it on a leaf and wait till autumn.

- What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
- "Here come the elephants!"

- What did Hannibal say when he saw 1000 elephants coming over the hill?
- "Look, there's 1000 elephants coming over the hill!"

- What did he say when he say 1000 elephants with sunglasses coming over the hill?
- Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

- How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
- His bike is outside.

- How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
- There is a dent in the crossbar.

- How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
- Stand on the bike and look.

- Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkled?
- Because if it were small white and round it would be an aspirin.

- How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
- Your nose is touching the ceiling.

- How do you make a dead elephant float?
- You take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream and 5 tons of bananas.