Jokes About Men

Jokes About Men

- Why are Blonde Jokes so short?
- So men can remember them.

- Which is the thinnest book in the world?
- "What Men Know About Women".

- What do you call a man with an IQ of 50?
- Gifted.

- What do men and beer bottles have in common?
- They're both empty from the neck up.

- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- We're not sure, it's never happened.

- How are men and parking spots alike?
- The good ones are always taken, and the ones that are left, are handicapped.

- If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?

- How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
- Three, if you slice them very thinly.

- Why do men get married??
- So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.

- How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
- Put the remote control between his toes.

- What did God say after creating man?
- I must be able to do better than that.

- What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
- Miss her.

- Behind every great woman is a man telling her she's ignoring him.

- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
- A widow.

- Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
- He refused to ask for directions.