"Norway Jokes"



- Why do the Norwegians carry the door of a car, when they walk in the desert?
- They want to be able to roll down the window if they get warm!

- Why do the Norwegians carry TWO doors of a car, when they walk in the desert?
- They want to get through draught!

- Why does Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fastly?
- The drivers are afraid of being robbed!

- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and ask what you want!

- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and say: "You can't fool us again!"

- How do you sink a Danish submarine?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open a window and say: "We're not as stupid as the Norwegians!"

- How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
- Give it a Norwegian crew!


Two Norwegians got trouble with their car. The lights didn't work. They stopped, and one of them told his friend to check if the blinker worked. The friend went out and said:
- It works... It doesn't work... It works... It doesn't work... It works... It doesn't work...



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